HAYLEY'S VOMIT

At my work Christmas lunch last year, some filthy wretches moved the jovial seasonal conversation onto filthy sex talk. The subject of "Space Docking" came up. It's a bizarre niche sex-act that even this Geek cannot fathom. If you want to know what it is, post a comment below and I'll mail back a hint. If you do know what it is, you'll understand why it makes me want to vom, just like the locals in the small Peruvian village of Carancas who had a close encounter of the turd kind, when a suspected meteorite plumeted to earth causing vomiting, nausea, diarroeah ... and a 20ft-deep crater. Stunned villagers visited the scene of the space-rock fall only to end up spewing on their moon boots. Government scientists are on their way to varify exactly what fell to earth, and geologists have called for local authorities to stop people visiting the site. It is believed that intergalactic gasses eminating from the 100ft-wide crater are causing the sickness.